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1. 1 day ago on Dana Summers

   As often happens with the Babylon Bee, today’s joke is tomorrow’s news

2. 1 day ago on Adult Children

   This may be why many stores are changing over to dark gray tunics made of a stretchy synthetic fabric. Your employees may look like they work for the Galactic Empire, but you can tell them apart from your customers

3. 1 day ago on Ink Pen

   DC seemed to go for genetics or family trauma

4. 2 days ago on Cleats

   I think that I need a new globe. It has both East and West Germany and a country called Yugoslavia

5. 2 days ago on Tank McNamara

   She might start coaching for a University women’s basketball team

6. 2 days ago on F Minus

   Wasn’t this the premise behind," Minority Report"?

7. 3 days ago on Frazz

   They sell scented candles for cookies,bread and coffee, as well any other pleasant scent that you can think of.

8. 3 days ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

   In 1998, I was on the Metrorail, going from The Mall to Reagan Airport. An Army officer sat in front of me and began reading through his dossier. I almost started reading along, until I noticed that it was marked “Top Secret”. I decided to enjoy the view out the window.

9. 3 days ago on Adult Children

   She keeps the megaphone next to the popcorn popper

10. 3 days ago on JumpStart

    Police officers usually retire at 60