I remember an incident where it paid me to read a contract before I signed it. I was selling some Property (Houses), and I pointed out a passage to my Lawyer that it seemed to be saying that everything in them would belong to the Buyer. I lived in one of them and I, you know, wanted to keep my stuff. My Lawyer then made them change that section. Yeah, he wasn’t a good Lawyer…
And the Buyer tried one more trick to save some money. He was supposed to notify the Utility Company of the change in ownership, but he didn’t, so they were trying to get me to pay for his first month’s Utilities. So, I had to get my Lawyer to force the Buyer to get the transfer done and pay that bill…
Q: Bot what does he eat?
A: Glue… ☺