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Recent Comments

  1. about 9 hours ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    A sphere. A more perfect circle than any unicorn.

  2. about 9 hours ago on Ozy and Millie

    “My good Millie, I should someday hope to convince you of the value of discretion.”

    “There will be no discretion in the revolution unless I say so!”

  3. 1 day ago on Ozy and Millie

    I’d say you can’t write this stuff, but Dana actually did.

  4. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I consider myself progressive, but regarding some topics, I’m only in favor of slow progress.

  5. 1 day ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Every state has strange laws like that. In Minnesota, it’s illegal to cross the state border with a chicken on your head.

  6. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Didn’t they already get rid of those by sending them to the moon?

  7. 2 days ago on Ozy and Millie

    What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

    I don’t know, and I don’t care.

  8. 2 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    A female woman.

  9. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    It tried to eat Audrey 1.

  10. 3 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    So, proclaiming “woe” on a loop counts as calm?