Maybe we could jazz up Baseball by mashing it with other games. Maybe every third pitch, use a tennis ball. Make shortstop, wear Hockey gloves on both hands. Put BIG mud-puddle at first base. Losing team gets to throw pig out onto field, while ball in play. Hire umpire with seeing eye dog.
Me fulla good ideas today. Me see trump on TV today. He not look so good. trump got many troubles. Maybe he got bad fortune cookie from chinese take-out? Not sure.
Definition of crazy…when holding a square peg and seeing only round holes, a crazy person reaches for the BIG hammer.
Does that sound profound? I think so. If you can’t trust Tonto, who can you trust?
Honestly, when faced with a similar problem, I go for a cuppa tea, see if a solution might appear. My friend Einstein had his best ideas enjoying a cuppa tea and a Digestive biscuit. No not Albert Einstein, Frankie Einstein, his Dad sold Morris Minors in Coventry.
trump must be happy now, play lots of golf, no one care when he cheat at golf, cheating only thing he do well.
And still, no sign of Melanyah, is Queen Skanky in witness protection program?