Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for April 25, 2024

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    codycab  24 days ago

    There are other movies that involve time traveling, Ethan.

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    Averagemoe  24 days ago

    And if you do something different, then that’s the fixed history, and the fact that you did something else the other time doesn’t count. Somehow, this is completely logically consistent.

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    sirbadger  24 days ago

    If you try to change history, a demon with a pitchfork will show up and force you to do the right thing and not change history.

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    Totally Not a Killer Dolphin  24 days ago

    No, the fact is that all the effects of your time traveling were already present in the past, even affecting you before you traveled in time. You can’t save the Titanic, because you already know you didn’t save the Titanic. In fact, maybe you doomed the Titanic. Cause and effect sort of break down.

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    glowing-steak32  24 days ago

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around how “Avengers: Endgame” explained time travel.

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    LupisLight  24 days ago

    The webcomic ‘Manly Guys Doing Manly Things’ had a funny version of time travel. Essentially time travel works just fine, and doesn’t cause any of that weird stuff like time paradoxes and alternate timelines and stuff – just as long as you don’t think about how it all actually works. If you ever DO stop and start wondering why you aren’t causing any paradoxes, everything goes to hell…

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    mccollunsky  24 days ago

    I hope for their sake, he’s right here.

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    French Persons Premium Member 24 days ago

    Oh, Ethan, I thought you were smarter than this!

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    iggyman  24 days ago

    Remember the TV show “Time Tunnel”?!

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    Troglodyte  24 days ago

    The “Back to the Future” movies were fun. The Mad magazine parodies “B®ack to the future”, even more so!

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    Hello Everyone  24 days ago

    Dr. Who never believed that!

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    gt7h1  23 days ago

    Careful Phoebe: Maybe nothing is your fault, but being grounded could still be part of the “fixed timeline”.

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    DaBump Premium Member 23 days ago

    LOL, you can’t change it, but what you do or say can still come back to bite you.

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    Frer Squirrel  23 days ago

    Two words: “Bell Inequality,” which is an experimentally observable difference between a deterministic world which Ethan and Karl Marx presume, and a nondeterministic quantum mechanical world. Einstein Podolsky Rosen experiments show that the world is quantum mechanical, not deterministic.

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    bmeaton Premium Member 23 days ago

    I believe it was Terry Pratchett who said; “Things that happen tend to stay happened”.

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    puddleglum1066  23 days ago

    The other extreme is the quantum multiverse in which everything that can happen does happen, in its own parallel universe. In which case, nothing is still ever your fault, because in some parallel universe you did the right thing.

    Some years back, I wrote a novel in which most of what you changed in the past didn’t have any impact… unless you created a paradox, in which case a new universe split off and proceeded from that point. Kind of an activation energy thing that led to a finite multiverse (2147 to be exact)… which was exploited by developers to create retirement communities, vacation resorts, theme parks and the like in an idealized past. What could possibly go wrong?

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    jerrica.benton333  23 days ago

    it’s all maitland’s fault, lol

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