Jack Ohman for April 29, 2024

Shouldn’t the elephant be white?

I’ve seen a few of these (not the ones in the cartoon, the real ones). They’re hideous.

They sure keep the deaths of customers quiet.

Are you Xitting me?

They don’t make loud bad car or truck noises. Sperm count drop.

Elon and Donald should create a new company, guaranteed to burn your money quicker than ever.

If tesla sold a tin Rhinoceros, I would consider buying one.

Hey! A whole series of vehicles, made to mimic animals.

Crocodile-mobile, long and sexy. Manatee-mobile, roomy but slow and sloppy.

Musk will blame in on woke employees.

He’s richer and smarter than you whiners..

…what about the Elon Ego-Mobile? It was too big to fit on the page!