Al Goodwyn Editorial Cartoons by Al Goodwyn for May 02, 2024

Osigh) same ’ol same-o.

MAGA trolls and their cartoonists never give up. And this one ignores the tens of thousands of gaffes, lies, slander, innuendoes, and dangerous sedition told by the FPOTUS.

Ridiculously-easy search engine results from trump gaffes

Then again, this is a so-called “conservative” artist who panders to the MAGAs. Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

Well, he’s still trailing Trump’s 10 lies a day average.

And he’s yet to suggest that someone should inject bleach.

And there’s still no line of refrigerated trucks serving as mobile morgues because the coroners offices are overflowing: Trump’s legacy.

How many “gaffes” you made within a year?

366?

Once again demonstrating that MAGAts could not recognize the truth if it slapped them in the face.

it’s called INTELLECTUALLY , and more more importantly, ETHICALLY BANKRUPT.

For Biden, giving a speech is as easy as riding a bike.

Here’s a very small fraction of trump’s gaffes:

“You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.”

“Two Corinthians, right? That’s the whole ballgame."

“The answer is that there has to be some form of punishment for women seeking abortions.”

“We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.”

“Putin’’s not going into Ukraine, OK? Just so you understand. He’s not going to go into Ukraine, alright? You can mark it down and you can put it down, you can take it anywhere you want.”

And yesterday, trying to produce words to criticize Biden’s infrastructure plan: "1.2 trillion dollars for their fake infrastrucker, ershure, para.”

Biden is accused of 148 gaffes.

What about trump’s 31,000 lies.

Would you rather have a few hundred gaffs in speeches or 10,000 lies every year? That is part of our choice this time around!

Speaking of gaffes, yesterday fox was doing a live broadcast of a trump rally in Waukesha Wisconsin, and trump started talking/rambling/babbling about the closure of the Masterlock plant in Milwaukee. trump said:

“I used to use Masterlock all the time when I was a little child I’d take Masterlock and I’d go boom bing nice lots of nice little puzzles you put ’em together.”

It was so bad fox cut away from it.

trump doesn’t know what Masterlock is.

He thinks it’s a puzzle.

I mean, he was never smart, but with trump’s current state of mental erosion, for him a lock would be a puzzle.

I can’t imaging him knowing where the key goes, much less remembering and correctly using the combination.

I’ll take President Gaffy over an insane megalomaniac any day of the week.

I wonder if these remarks were taken out of context. I remember delivering a sermon where I was quoted as saying, “God is a liar.” Most of the adults in the room got the reference, but most of the youth, who were asleep at the time, didn’t get the context and only heard the liar portion when they woke up. Well, needless to say, after that remark, I got the kid’s full attention. The full sentence was, “The way many people act, they think that God is a liar.”

Every Goodwin accusation is a confession.

‘Beeeeeg’: Internet erupts over Trump slip-ups as ex-president struggles with teleprompter

Trump, who has historically been known to “glitch” at his rallies, even inventing words such as “adlinthin” in the process, first spoke in Wisconsin, where he reportedly failed at pronouncing a four-syllable word.

Attempting to deride the bipartisan $1.2 trillion infrastructure legislation passed under President Joe Biden’s administration, the ex-president said, “[It didn’t] work out too well—$1.2 trillion for their fake infra-trucker-sher bill.”

Crazy psychopath Trump is at like 148,000 gaffs at this point in the year.

Later in the day, Trump at his rally in Freeland, Michigan, experienced a situation in which his teleprompter was blown towards the crowd by the wind, rendering the former president unable to see it — and causing him to go off the rails and even become unintelligible at times. In addition to physically adjusting the prompter, Trump called Sean Hannity a legal expert at that rally.

It was at his Michigan rally that Trump made another verbal slip-up that caused an uproar on social media networks.

“Our country must be saved. “Our country is in beeg big very dangerous trouble,” Trump said during the second rally.

@DCelesteSpencer, a Georgia Democrat, said, “Our Country is in beeg big dangerous trouble with Trump not locked up!”

@CatEyes07666 wrote, “Is that beeger than YUGE?”

Rather that than 81+ felonies.

Gaffes aren’t lies like the ones Goodwyn’s god Trump tells.

Our true leader and God-King, DJT-POTUS, thanks enlightened cartoonists like Al.

When he was much younger, during his first term, tRump mispronounced his own wife’s name, and later misidentified an ex-wife in pictures. So many, the list of tRump’s “gaffes” is long and dangerous.

The synapses in Biden’s two-microwatt brain are misfiring 24/7. He has scrambled eggs between his ears.

“Choose freedom over democracy”. From Biden’s lips, proving that even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.

Biden is a natural at telling tall tales and making gaffes. He could have his own TV show. A laugh track, optional.

“Biden often makes gaffes during speeches… so you should all instead choose the sexual predator/fraudster/felon/insurrectionist/fascist dictator wannabe… who by the way makes way more gaffes in his speeches.. and lies every time he speaks” …. Is that the strategy?

Swing and a miss. (again).

Biden says… And speaking of history, did you hear what Donald just said about the major Civil War battle? Quote, “Gettysburg. Wow.” (Laughter.)

Trump’s speech was so embarrassing, the statue of Robert E. Lee surrendered again. (Laughter.)

But, look — (laughs) — age is the only thing we have in common. My Vice President actually endorses me. (Laughter.)

I’ve had a great stretch since the State of the Union. But Donald has had a few tough days lately. You might call it stormy weather. (Laughter.) What the heck. (Laughter.)

Trump is so desperate, he started reading those bibles he’s selling. (Laughter.)

Then he got to the First Commandment, “You shall have no other Gods before me.” That’s when he put it down and said, “This book is not for me.” (Laughter.)

Look, being here is a reminder that folks think what’s going on in Congress is political theater. But that’s not true. If Congress were a theater, they’d have thrown out Lauren Boebert a long time ago. (Laughter and applause.)

Now, to all of my friends in the press — and Fox News — (laughter) — some of you complain that I don’t take enough of your questions. No comment. (Laughter.)

Of course, the New York Times issued a statement blasting me for, quote, “actively and effectively avoiding independent journalists.”

Hey, if that’s what it takes to get the New York Times to say I’m active and effective, I’m for it. (Laughter.) It’s okay.

I have hi- — higher standards. I do interviews with strong independent journalists who millions of people actually listen to, like Howard Stern. (Laughter.)

Why doesn’t Biden bring crime back to Law and Order, like The Messiah has promised to do?

30, 573 = documented falsehoods during Trump’s dark presidency. Corrosive, destructive, and harmful.

“I don’t know who Putin is.” – Trump

“Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.”

Donald Trump on Wednesday seemed to forget who was president in 2021 as he called on voters to remember better times.

“Three years ago, we were a great nation,” Trump said at a rally in Michigan during an off day in his criminal trial in the Stormy Daniels hush money case. “And we will soon be a great nation again.”

But it was his choice of “three years ago” as a measure of greatness that struck many as curious given that he wasn’t president three years ago.

President Joe Biden had already been in office more than three months. Biden by this point three years ago had signed dozens of executive orders reversing Trump policies, and signed into law the American Rescue Plan, a $1.9 trillion stimulus package aimed at helping the nation out of the COVID-19 pandemic as vaccines became widely available.

Trump lost the 2020 election, and wasn’t president three years ago ― and his critics were quick to offer a history lesson

@RussOnPolitics

Donald Trump is really confused. He think he was still in office in mid-2021. If Joe Biden had said something similar, the media coverage would be breathless and merciless. But Old Man Trump says it and it’s just shrugs all around.

4 years ago May 2, 2020

FDA approves emergency use of remdesivir for COVID-19 treatment, Fauci blocked from testifying before House committee.

Canada bans all assault-style weapons

Preliminary Estimate of Excess Mortality During the COVID-19 Outbreak — New York City, March 11–May 2, 2020

Trump’s mishandling of covid killed hundreds of thousands of Americans.

“four more years pause…” What the heck does that statement have to do with a stutter?

Biden apologists are out in force now until November. Our “leader” was pathetic today when he read that statement regarding the terror groups rioting on college campuses.

Goodwyn deliberately overlooks tRump’s statements that he will “shred the Constitution” and disregard our ‘Rule of Law.’

Which means that Goodwyn and tRump threaten our very way of life!

A local TV anchor for Detroit’s WJBK-TV, Roop Raj, was interviewing the FPOTUS on his day off from court, when the Mango Messiah proclaimed, with authoritye, that:

“Venezuela was very crime-ridden. They announced the other day [a] 72 percent reduction in crime in the last year. You know why? They moved all their criminals from Venezuela right into the good old U.S.A., and Biden let them do it. It’s a disgrace.”

Raj asked him where he got those stats, so Donnie Mumble Stumbles tried to say words and ended up speaking in Potato:

“Uhhhhhhh, I guess I get them from the papers in this case. I think it’s a federal statement or, well, they’re coming actually from the sender department in Venezuela. Yeah, that’s it. They’re coming from Venezuela.”

Maybe it was stupormarket Tabloid like his favorite rag, The National Enquirer, he once blathered needed to get a Pultitzer Prize.

Moron.

Yesterday on FOX “News”, where they specialize in News for Morons, a guest on the Charlie Kirk dog and pony show, “Dr.” Randy Guliuzza, proclaimed that “Dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark!”

BTW, he’s the President of the Institute of Creation Science. You know, the “science” MAGAs want to be taught in schools instead of that “junk science” like Evolution and Climate Change, which everybody knows are conspiracy theories.

In MAGA-infested Texas, the indicted “top law man” indicted criminal Ted Paxton screamed that if his beloved Orange Droolius loses his claim for total immunity, then it’s totally fair to indict FPOTUS Barrack Obama for, for (let’s see, now)… oh yeah! Drone strikes that went horribly awry!

BTW, today in history is when Seal Team Six killed Obama Bin Laden and dragged his carcass out of there, destined to be shot out of a torpedo tube as fish bait.

More deflection. Sure, Biden makes mistakes, but there’s a huge difference in mistakes and that idiotic gibberish that diaper Donnie spews.

Let’s see, 148 gaffes compared to 33,000 proven lies for trump and those were just during his administration and not counting all those since then or the gaffes trump makes. Add that Biden is not facing almost 100 criminal indictments.

Poor old Joe……

“Don’t”……………………..